The moment I got old: when I decided that shirts actually do look better tucked in
The moment I knew I would never go back to school: the first week after I stopped going to school
The moment I became a true American: when I mowed my lawn just so it looked better than my neighbor's
The moment I knew I wanted to marry my wife: first time she agreed to watch Lord of the Rings, then wanted to watch the second and third
The moment I knew I was strange: met Charles Frantz
The moment I hit rock bottom: drank three cans of pepsi and a bag of bugles in English class during food day
The moment I started hating myself: started blog
Funny, true, funny, sweet, sure, funny, sad.
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Haha, great. That makes me feel good. I think I partook in the bugle thing as well, and it was also my rock bottom.
ReplyDeleteYou definitely did. I'm sure it was as it was a grotesque display of unnecessary gluttony. I don't think I could handle something like that now!
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